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A Special Benefit For Permanent Nutface Gary
Saturday, April 19 at midnight
UCB Theatre
307 West 26th Street
Cost $5
For reservations, call 212-366-9176 or go online here.

The benefit will include special appearances by Patrick Swayze, Country Music Sensation Kitty O’Sullivan, Jazz Legend Barry R, sketches from the Permanent Nutface Gary Players and a special appearance from Permanent Nutface Gary himself.

Hosted by Life Coach to the Stars, Dr. Lanny Latham.

All to help spread Permanent Nutface Awareness.

Cast: Jon Daly, Matt DeCoster, Lennon Parham, Ben Rodgers, Nate Shelkey, Kevin Haas, Mike Soviero, me, and the sketch team, 27 Kidneys.

Tourists all over NYC will soon be wondering where they can check out the comedy stylings of…the dork on red stilts. That’s because there’s a little blurb about me in the new Time Out NY Visitors Guide. If you pick up a copy, it’s in the Comedy Section, on page 87. Here is what it looks like (which you probably can’t read):

And here is a close-up (which you still probably can’t read):

So it looks like you’ll have to pick up an actual copy to read it. It should be available at most newsstands and bookstores in New York. Basically they condensed the article that Jane Borden wrote about me, and added in a new picture of me on my stilts photographed by Kyle Supley. So thanks to Jane, Kyle and the editors at the Visitors Guide.

I look forward to having entire new legions of fans at my shows - who will hopefully be tossing Euros at my feet and heckling me in German to do “Blitzsnell Esser.”

This short is now on the very front page of funny or die as the main featured video. Please vote “funny” or else all of the “die” haters will win. And we don’t want that to happen, do we?

A sketch I filmed called Scavenger Hunt is now on the front page of UCBComedy.com.

WARNING: There is brief nudity in this sketch involving my bare, white ass. Shed your eyes. Look away. Put the kids to bed.

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Neil Casey is hilariously creepy in it. Thanks to Pete Schultz, Brandon Bassham, Kevin Haas, Two Boots Pizza, and Mister Mister for making it happen. Also, a shout-out should go out to Mr. William Bradford Hines, who helped me come up with this sketch after I told him I had a work outing involving a scavenger hunt all over the city.

Here it is.

Also, a Colbert blog, called The No Fact Zone wrote about it, which you can check out here.

I just might be in a sketch about Colbert’s new brand of water called Aqua Colbert. It also features Alison Becker.

Tonight. 11:30. Comedy Central. DVR it!

About 6 months ago, the fellas at Black20.com were working away on their web series called “net_work”. For their upcoming video, they needed someone to play a character named “Naked Gay Ted” and one name immediately sprang to mind: me. And so, I gladly took up the challenge to play “Naked Gay Ted”, a man who is not only “naked” and “gay,” but also “named Ted.” It was an honor. And the Black 20 dudes did a great job putting the video together.

Well anyway I just found out that the video has been nominated by YouTube for Best Web-Series of 2007.

So feel free to click here and follow the link to the Series category to vote for Naked Gay Ted. Naked Gay Ted would be proud.

Premiers tonight at 11 pm on MTV. Check it out. I filmed a few very brief bits with them. So I don’t know when they’ll air. But don’t watch to see my sorry ass. Watch because their sketches are he-larious. I think these dudes might be on to something. And so does this carpet monkey…

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I’m trying to start up my own prostitution ring. You know, build it from the ground up. And mine is much better than that one Eliot Spitzer went to.

So, just to show you what you missed out on, Governor Spitzer, here are just a few of the advantages my prostitution ring has over the one you went to:

1. My prostitutes only cost $4,125 an hour, as opposed to $5,500 an hour.
2. After you’ve spent over $10,000 on the same experience you could have had with your right hand, my prostitutes will try to cheer you up by making funny faces or tickling you.
3. My prostitutes are worth eight “Whore Diamonds,” as opposed to seven.
4. If you spend enough money, you can get my top prostitute, who is worth One “Whore Diamond Skull”. (Actually, the top prostitute IS the actual Diamond Skull.)
5. My prostitutes were all extras in a Ric Astley video.
6. Fourteen of my prostitutes can kite surf.
7. Amber, one of my very best prostitutes, can do a mean Gary Busey impression.
8. All of my prostitutes can roll their “r’s” really well when they speak Spanish.
9. One of my prostitutes, Alana, is in the Guinness Book of World Records for holding her breath underwater for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.
10. My prostitutes always win their March Madness pools (and not just by accident).

If all of that doesn’t get everybody pumped up, I don’t know what will.
To set up an appointment, call this number: 917-438-9213

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Some of you may have already seen this. Actually, 7.9 million of you may have already seen it. That’s how many views on YouTube there already are of Frozen Grand Central. So I’m WAY late in the game posting this. But I figure I should, since I’ve gotten tons of inquiries - from co-workers to neighbors - asking if that was indeed me in that video. Yes it was indeed me. I show up at about the 1:30 mark. Look closely.

As someone who has a severe case of restless body syndrome, it was tough to stay frozen for five minutes. What made it even tougher was hearing all of the reactions from the innocent bystanders. As you can hear, people either thought it was some sort of protest OR an elaborate exercise for an acting class. But either way I think we pulled it off nicely.

Hats off to Charlie Todd the creator of Improv Everywhere for putting together the amazing prank. Charlie was nice enough to make me an officer for IE’s Facebook Group. So sign up to be a member of it! Or else I’ll track you down! And trust me, I will find you! Where are you? You must be sitting in the upper deck of Yankee Stadium, right? That’s where I’m going to look for you right now. I should go this way, right? Yeah, this seems right. I’ll just keep going. I’ll find you if it’s the last thing I do!