Archive for December, 2008

The Phelps Minute: Year End Recap

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

The Phelps Minute: Year End Recap

Michael Phelps is at it again. In between laps and book signings, Mr. Phelps rates the best and worst from 2008. This guy knows his stuff.

Edited to add that the Phelps Minute: Year End Recap is now up on BestWeekEver.tv. Purdy cool.

Also, please digg it if you have a digg account.

Seat Back, Kanye

Friday, December 12th, 2008

Last night Kanye West took my seat. Or actually I took his. Sort of. It was at a movie screening for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. As per usual, I was late arriving and a long line of people were waiting outside. An employee from the theater came over and informed us that the screening was sold out – no one else was getting in. This was my cue to book it past everybody and speed-walk into the screening as if I belonged. Amazingly, it worked.

Once inside, I looked around for an empty seat. Finally I stumbled upon one with a sign taped to it reading, “Reserved For Studio.” Seemed okay to me, so I sat down. The movie started. I figured I was in the clear, until a lady came over and told me I had to leave. “Why??” I asked incredulously. “It’s reserved for someone,” she informed me. “Who??” “Kanye West.” “Oh.” So I begrudgingly got up and watched the rest of the movie from a plastic chair in the back.
The seat stayed empty. Brad Pitt got younger. Kanye never showed up.

You owe me one, Kanye. Next time I’m calling Seat Back.

Lost Skier

Monday, December 8th, 2008

You may have already seen this video. It was an oldie I did with Will Hines and Jeff Blackman back in the day. But I never put it online b/c the version I had on my computer was low quality. Luckily I still had the footage on a miniDV. So re-edited it slightly – with the help of Jawneeee Conroy and put it online. I know I’m showing some old videos now, but I figure why not? Plus it’s cold out now. We could use a few Lost Skiers to laugh at – to help warm us up, right?

O.J. Simpson Goes to Prison

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Looks like the Juice is going to the slammer. It all goes back to the time I totally nailed him on CNN. I wonder if they used this as evidence against him:

One question though: if he had all of that money from his orange juice company, why would he want to rob somebody? What an idiot!