Mommy, Why is Santa Passed Out?

December 17th, 2007

I had one of my biggest gigs yet this past weekend. I played Santa Claus at a kids party. It was hosted by Emmy Kenan (a friend from UNC).

At first, the kids were visibly scared, and wanted nothing to do with me.

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This was probably due to the fact that I didn’t resemble the actual Santa Claus in any way.

Also, at times, I appeared drunk. (See below.)

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Even my own wife felt embarrassed for me and kept her distance. (She’s in the background of the picture below.)

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But once I brought my presents out, the kids pounced on me, and all was well.

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It ended up being a very fun gig. And I’ll be looking forward to playing Santa Claus at future parties and malls across the country. Look me up.

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