The Other Lathans
January 10th, 2007Believe it or not, there are other people out there using my name: “Lathan.” Of course, every single one of these Lathan copycats blatantly stole my name once they found out how awesome it was. And you might think I’d be angry that these thieves are dragging my good name in the mud. But actually, I’m quite proud of my fellow Lathan-ites. For they are all keeping the Lathan name strong by making special appearances on the new internet site I like to call YouTube.
First there is Sanaa Lathan, star of the hit film Alien vs. Predator, and inspiration to the James Blunt love song:
Then there’s the popular baby, who like Madonna, simply goes by one name: “Lathan.” This Lathan appears all over YouTube, but a favorite is:
And finally, you can’t forget the star of the popular action/thriller/drama:
And for an added bonus, there’s also a fellow out there who shares my alter-ego name of “Latham”. This ”Latham” is a highly aggressive boxer with a mean right hook. You can see some of his moves on the aptly titled video:
Thank you Lathans and Lathams for making me proud!

January 10th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
‘Lathan licks his toy’ sounds like porn. As does ‘LathamBox’.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Right on!
Representin’ for the Lathans from a natural born Lathan!