The 3 Stages of Mooning

December 5th, 2006

If you need magnificent photos of your ass, go with the photographer Tracy B. Wilson. Well actually, go with her even if you don’t need magnicent photos of your ass. She takes great photos of any and everything. I ran into her last week at a show called Ash Wednesday and she informed me that she had some old photos of me from a Game Face sketch show.

The pics were taken from a sketch in which I was forced to moon a guy at a pizza place in order to gain various items from a scavenger hunt. Why am I showing these photos? Good question. Perhaps I want to share with all of you the dazzling spectacle that is my bare white ass. Try not to be too blown away. And maybe you’ll learn something along the way. I did. I learned that the art of mooning can be broken out in three stages. Here they are:

The 3 Stages of Mooning  

1. The Scared Moon

2. The Angry Moon

3. The Very Angry Moon

Happy Holidays!!!

2 Responses to “The 3 Stages of Mooning”

  1. DGenetos Says:

    Looks like Turducken….

  2. Nichol Lathan Says:

    I’m so ashamed.

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