Hey Paparazzi, You Should Take a Picture of Me
August 27th, 2006Hey Paparazzi, why are you wasting your time with all of those celebrities out there? You should take a picture of me instead. Check it out. Look what you’ve been missing:
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I sometimes pick my nose when I’m on the crapper, just like you probably do.

I’ll show off my baby to anyone who wants to see it.

Oooops you caught me going into a fake tanning salon / penis enlargement facility / Science-ology center. Wish you didn’t see me going in there.
