Who Else Is Reading This?
August 9th, 2006Since I’ve launched this website (for primarily comedic purposes), I’ve somehow managed to attract the attention of rabid fans of The SugaBabes, as well as the good people at Orvis through a fly fishing blog called Moldy Chum.
Perhaps there are other people out there lurking? Let’s find out in a little segment I like to call, “Who Else is Reading This?” Here goes.
You know who can suck it? The british girl group Atomic Kitten. Man oh man, are they lame. I can’t imagine being a fan of Atomic Kitten.
What else? The other day I went spelunking at Lick Creek Cave in Montana for a friends bachelor party. And the guide was a real dick to me. He was talking all kinds of smack about my spelunking abilities. I wonder what any spelunking blogs have to say about this?
What else? What else? Oh, you know you really bites it? Nixon. That guy blows it hard. That little dorkwad probably has a file out for me or something. The same goes for the CIA and the FBI. Those dudes are a bunch of blowhards. Bring it on, suckas!
So, yeah, who else is reading this?
August 9th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Me.
August 10th, 2006 at 9:27 am
That’s cool. Thanks for reading Josh!
August 10th, 2006 at 11:36 am
Me too. Orvis blows.
August 10th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Atomic Kitten rocks, jackass.
August 10th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
I regret to inform you that I am not reading this.
August 11th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Well thanks for readin’ OT.
Sorry about the slam to Atomic Kitten, D Snide. I hope I didn’t piss any diehard fans.
No worries about not reading it, k.
August 11th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Mr. Lathan,
It has come to the attention of the Agency that you have been besmirching the Central Intellagnece Agency. While our file on you does not include any indication that you pose a clear and present danger to the Nation or our interest abroad, the fact that you have a well documented history of “nonsexual nocturnal emissions” also know as enuresis classafies you as a level Bravo person of interest.
The fact that you have, in an open public forum, expressed the opinion that Atomic Kitten is “Lame” is particularly troubling to my coworkers in the “McCarthy disvision of homosexuality and special events planning” as the British are the only ones who support or forign policy at the moment, well unless you count Isreal, but lets not go their.
The brave men and women of the CIA work very hard on your behalf and make sacrifices so that you have the privaledge of living a worrld free from terriorist, communist, and democrates. You may not like us, but you want us up on that wall, you need us on that wall.
If you have a moment, please contact me so that we may discuss these matters
Love,
Valarie Plan
Undercover CIA Agent in charge of customer care
(703) 482-0623
August 11th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
P.S. Have fun next time you try to get on an airplane
August 11th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Dear Valarie Plan,
1. Thanks for the words of advice.
2. Are you in any way related to Valerie Plame?
3. Where did you learn how to spell?
Yours,
Rob Latham
August 14th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
I was gonna get mad that someone noticed the misspelling irony before me. But then I realized it was Rob so everything was a-okay.
September 15th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
We love to read while eating yellow cake, please don’t tell Bob Novak.