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I think I’m gonna write a Memoir about growing up with Oprah. Just about all of it will be true. Except the part about how me and Oprah used to smoke crack everyday under the schoolyard jungle gym.* Here’s the cover of the book:

I bet it will sell pretty well. Or at least be in Oprah’s Book Club.

*Actually that’s what the entire memoir is about.

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