Re: Out of Office Reply
January 13th, 2006I will be out of the office starting on Friday, January 13, 2006. I will not be returning back into the office until Forever. In my absence should you need immediate assistance please contact Whoever The Hell You Want. I won’t be here so I really could care less. Contact the CEO if you want. Or the President. Or Martin Sheen. Or how about Webster? Remember him? He was short. But he should be able to help you with any billing questions you may have. Here’s his number: 828-590-7421. Call him now. Ask him all about billing discrepancies. But give yourself at least an hour because he’ll go on and on about them. Still it will be a conversation you will love and cherish for the rest of your life. After all it will be TV’s Webster who you are talking with about billing discrepancies.
Thanks and have a great weekend.
Sincerely,
Rob Lathan
Out of Office Assistant Vice President
January 16th, 2006 at 4:01 am
Weird thing is, 867-5309 connects to Webster’s billing discrepancies.
January 16th, 2006 at 11:25 am
Yeah supposedly Webster slept with that Jenny girl who used to have that number and convinced her to transfer the number over to her. I think Webster does this a lot too: sleep with someone and then get their phone numbers transferred over. Soon all numbers will lead to Webster. Solely so he will have world domination over billing discrepancies.