MTA Strike
December 21st, 2005Apparently there’s some sort of transit strike going on. But it really hasn’t affected my morning commute AT ALL. I’ve always traveled to work by Pogo Stick (from apartment to East River), Sea Doo (around tip of lower Manhattan to Chelsea Piers), Unicycle (from Chelsea Piers to the base of the Empire State Building), Incredibly Bouncy Mini-Trampoline (from base to 30th floor of Empire State Building), and finally Zip Wire (from 30th floor of Empire State Building to my 12th floor office window on 22nd Street). And I will continue traveling to work this way for the rest of my life.
So go ahead, transit workers. Keep striking. See if I care.
December 22nd, 2005 at 3:25 pm
I heard the local Zip Wire Union is threatening a strike.
Go Sugababes!
December 25th, 2005 at 1:53 pm
Crapola! Please convince the local Zip Wire Union to halt their strike. Otherwise I’ll have to travel to my office from the Empire State Building by battery operated jet pack. And I think my AA batteries are almost dead. So I’d be risking it. But ya know what, isn’t that what life’s about?