Archive for December, 2005

MTA Strike

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

Apparently there’s some sort of transit strike going on. But it really hasn’t affected my morning commute AT ALL. I’ve always traveled to work by Pogo Stick (from apartment to East River), Sea Doo (around tip of lower Manhattan to Chelsea Piers), Unicycle (from Chelsea Piers to the base of the Empire State Building), Incredibly Bouncy Mini-Trampoline (from base to 30th floor of Empire State Building), and finally Zip Wire (from 30th floor of Empire State Building to my 12th floor office window on 22nd Street). And I will continue traveling to work this way for the rest of my life.

So go ahead, transit workers. Keep striking. See if I care.

Talent Show

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

On Monday, December 19th at 9:30 members from Dahlonega Junior High School will perform a Talent Show live. (I will play every single part, except for one.) For this particular talent show, students will be competing against faculty members to win a free trip to the highly sought after amusement park: Ghost Town in the Sky.

Will Hines is directing the show. Come check it out. Especially all you SugaBabes’ fans. It is at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. I promise you will be entertained and surprised. Here are the details:

Talent Show
Monday, December 19th at 9:30
UCB Theatre
307 W. 26th Street
$5
Reservations

*Sharing the bill with the very talented Nick Kroll.

Billy Merritt’s Rule of Repetition

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

I went to Montreal over Thanksgiving to visit my sister (Caroline), my brother-in-law (Van) and their two kids (Sam and Charlotte). It was a nice little trip. Niki went with me and my parents even came up. While my sister was cooking the Turkey, I “baby sat” Sam and Charlotte. Charlotte is 2 months old and enjoys sleeping. Sam is 3 and a half years old and enjoys playing games (preferably the same one over and over again). As we were playing “train” I thought it’d be pretty funny to pretend to crash a train car into Sam’s hand. He thought it was pretty funny too. So he asked me to do it again. And again. And again and again until I realized I was repeating the same exact exercise literally 127 times in row. And each time Sam reacted as if it was the first time he had ever seen such an amazing event.

I was worried I would have to keep doing this same exercise for the next three hours, when Sam miraculously shifted his attention to the TV and said, “Let’s watch car video!” Sounded like a great idea to me. Sam quickly grabbed a video from the book shelf, put it into the VCR, and pressed play with a remote control as if he had been doing this activity for years. I figured we’d be watching some sort of talking car cartoon or something, until I realized the “car video” was actually the instuctional video that came with my sister’s Volkswagen Jetta. I learned about all the features and functions of a Jetta. It’s got power side mirrors and blinkers, 8-way programmable seats, and plenty of cargo space. Sam was enthralled thoughout. Enough so that he proceeded to rewind the tape and watch it again 13 more times.

It was then I realized this little fellar has the makings to be a successfull comedian one day. He may not have the “Rule of Three’s” down yet. But he definitely has the Billy Merritt “Rule of Twenty Seven’s”* down pat.

*Improv Guru Billy Merritt (paraphrased): “If you repeat something three times, it’s funny. Five times? Not funny. Nine times? Not funny. Twenty times? Still not funny. Twenty-Seven Times? FUNNY!”